Dear baby,

Do I have the best news ever!

Mental:

*blank stare*

Who me?

Dear baby,

Many, many years ago, my mother, your grandmother, looked at me and said, “I hope you have a child just like you.”

While there is no question that your grandmother loves the both of us, I do not believe that this statement was meant to be flattering.

This morning was my 16 week checkup.

The doctors are pretty content with our progress so far.

Dear baby,

Are you in there?

I can’t feel you yet, but the internet says that you’re as big as my open hand.

There are hundreds of questions that I want to ask you.