Knock Knock

Bennett’s brand of humor these days.  Holy moly.

The sophisticated, leftover pizza dining experience this evening consisted of knock knock jokes.  Bennett broke me in with this one:

Bennett: “Knock knock.”

Me: “Who’s there?”

Bennett: “Butt sniffer.”

Me: “Butt sniffer who?”

Bennett: “Butt sniffer poop.”

Poop.  This is literally every punchline in our home right now.  Five year old humor going strong.  I promise it went quickly downhill following this introductory joke.  It’s sometimes impossible to keep a straight face.

But check out this picture he drew me!

“Look, Mommy, it’s you and me holding hands.”

I mean… c’mon, guys.  All the pregnancy body-wrecking was totally worth it for this masterpiece.  This sucker needs framed.  I don’t think I’d be going overboard to set up some sort of special lighting either.

10 Comments

  1. November 19, 2017
    Rachael

    And we can’t forget about Humpty Dumpty and his diet of poop!

  2. November 19, 2017
    Aunt Manny

    He takes after his Auntie Pooooopie. 😄

  3. November 19, 2017
    Maggie

    It looks like you’re frolicking!!!

  4. November 20, 2017
    Melody

    Love the drawing. Wonder who is the slightly larger figure. Bennett’s mind is too wonderful. ❤

  5. November 21, 2017
    Nancyjean

    you HAVE gotten him copies of the classic children’s books:

    ‘Everybody Poops’ and ‘The Gas We Pass,’ right?

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