No, officer, I did not rob the convenience store…

Once upon a time I was a suspect in a gas station robbery…

When good neighbors trump hard times.

It’s been a long time since I’ve wanted to cry at work.  I’m not a…

Thanks… I guess.

UPS is stealing my funny.  Well… I mean they’re employing my funny. 

The fifty nifty, except it’s the forty-six nifty.

So last night I was munching on some green beans that came straight from my…

You ever feel like Mephibosheth? (Carbon Ribs)

Not really sure where to start, so this may not be a tidy post.  Please…

Dear Abercrombie & Fitch…

Working with all these salon chemicals has shot my sense of smell. While my nose…