Rocking snail.

Who wants a rocking horse when you can have a rocking snail?

Silent Square Piece.

Man, oh, man, it sure is hard being a hairstylist without a voice!  No matter…

My first gray hair.

We all knew that this time would come eventually. I found my first gray hair…

Pooties.

You’re not seeing things.  You probably wish that you were, but you’re not.