The difficulties of composing a mental to-do list on Monday morning:
You need more razor blades.
…scrolling through Facebook…
…checking my own blog…
…hitting the links within the posts…
…admiring how much Bennett has grown…
…making & eating breakfast…
Oh! Mowery’s Orchard has acorn squash at .99 a pound!
…messaging Mowery’s Orchard…
You need AAA batteries for Bennett’s sound puzzle.
Call Katie and wish her a happy birthday.
Get the diaper bag ready.
…filling another cup of coffee…
Prep some sugarcane for the week.
You need to update the pics on the digital frame.
Update 365 Days of Bennett.
Finish knitting that scarf.
Febreeze that sweater you wore yesterday.
*sigh* I miss Sherri.
Can I get rid of that corner cabinet?
Cabbage. I bought cabbage. Now what to do?
…updating the 365 album…
Make some props for Bennett’s first birthday.
Make salt water to keep on hand for Bennett’s snotties.
Papaya. Get it out of the freezer.
Now, once I started hustling about, I began to notice the way that everyone else had their windows down and music blaring. Not one to be outdone, I also decided to crank up the album I was playing.
Listen, Square Piece doesn’t sport a Christian fish on her bumper because sometimes she drives like a hypocrite. That said, if you had been stopped beside me at a red light, you might have inferred a little something about my personal faith.
That, or you might have inferred something about my mental state. One of the two.
With all of my heart, I hope that you enjoy this riveting, nostril-flaring performance. Yes, I parked the car and belted mightily while sitting in front of a shopping center. What? You think that’s something? Just wait until the Christmas songs come on the radio…
(This is the album.)