Captain Smile Says Brush Your Teeth.

Dolls_Mermaid_2bRemember how you could sing along with just about any commercial you ever heard as a kid?  I was especially talented at “My Buddy” and “Little Miss Singing Mermaid.”  But for the last several months, this dentist commercial has been coming on in the mornings and it just tickles me to no end.  Considering the fact that I like to rap The Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song when singing karaoke, this ditty might have to be my next a capella number.

Every single morning and again at night, brushin’ all of my teeth, from the left to the right

So the plaque don’t attack, as a matter  of fact I’m reaching all the way to the back, Jack

Brushing your teeth is the best way of keeping them clean, like all the people in the magazines

You’re gettin’ fresh breath scrubbin’ all the germs till there’s nothin’ left.

Brush. Your. Teeth.

Captain Smile says, “Brush.  Your.  Teeth.”

Captain Smile says, “Brush.  Your.  Teeth.”


LOL.  Whatever works.  WhatEVER works.

Now, you might notice that this particular business is located in Alberquerque and Santa Fe.  It seems as though this commercial might be sold to various dentist’s businesses around the country… unless it’s a chain.  Any insight there?  In our area there are two that operate under the website

Regardless, I’m highly, HIGHLY amused.  It’s hilarious to see the Captian, the Tooth Fairy and an unexpected monk all sending the same message.  That is a monk, right?

PS – For the right bribe, I’d be open to recreating this commercial Square Piece style.  *wink*


  1. July 22, 2013

    LOL, silliness

  2. July 22, 2013
    Joan Dedman

    I want to know what channel you are watching in the morning, because that is a new one for me.

  3. July 22, 2013
    Margaret Treadwell

    I know all the words to FPoBA, too!

  4. July 29, 2013
    Aunt Manny

    ha ha ha hilarious. that’s so entertaining. Oh and ps, I would love to see you sing fresh prince kareoke style. word.

  5. March 25, 2014

    I’ve been looking all over for these words! I knew them all, I just couldn’t quite catchere’s nothin left” part because he says it so fast! Im delighted! Thank you!! My grandchildren love to hear me “rap” this song!! Lol

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