The Christmas tree incident, part 1.

Last year I set my Christmas tree up on Tuesday, October 19th. There are lots…

The pantyliner incident.

Oh, the first year of marriage.  You know, the year when you’re approached by throngs…

Do you ever get the feeling that someone is watching?

Once upon a time when I was in middle school, a random – oh, I…

Yearbook horrors.

Well, all this digging around in old yearbooks has been enlightening, horrifying and somewhat shocking. …

The heroin girl and my new favorite picture.

From middle school to high school, every day our class watched a brief news program…

Liners vs. squatters.

This past weekend I had the pleasure of spending the day in Martinsburg, WV.  My…