Vacation, day 4. The Ice Nazi.

So Illinois doesn’t like our sense of humor. After a significant battle over who trumps…

The mint incident.

We all have our favorite summer drinks, right? Whether it’s boozed up or non-alcoholic, we…

The regular pork chop incident.

When I was in middle school, I watched the show “Home Improvement” and was smitten…

Perhaps I should have warned Donovan.

When little girls dream about the future princes they’ll marry some day, they spend a…

The cottage cheese incident.

If I could go back to myself on my wedding day and give myself one…

The blueberries always help.

So far the highlights of my morning have been removing a tick off of my…