Dear Ben and Jerry’s.

Dear Ben & Jerry’s,

What. Are. You. Doing. To. Me?

Chubby Hubby

It’s called Chubby Hubby, right?  So unless you’re guilty of false advertisement, I’m assuming that the sugar and the calories are only effective on men?  This “chubby” part doesn’t work on women?  

I sure hope so.

Would you mind making a guilt-free ice cream?  Perhaps A Little Better Half?  Or Fit as a Fiddle?  Or Skinny Jean Swirl?   

Holy XOXO’s,

Suzy**

11 Comments

  1. June 6, 2013
    Kennera

    Lets see if I can share a link: 15 Funniest Ben & Jerry’s flavors of all time, (including Vermonty Python): http://huff.to/LLwbvh

  2. June 6, 2013
    Katie

    Hahahahaha!!!!!

  3. June 6, 2013
    Lucy

    My first job when I was 16 was at Ben & Jerry’s. I had to memorize the flavors before being offered the scooper position. And 18 years later…

    Chubby Hubby – chocolate covered peanut butter filled pretzels in a vanilla malt ice cream rippled with fudge and peanut butter.

  4. June 6, 2013
    Erika

    Just yesterday I noted that the Ben & Jerry’s ad campaign, plastered at nearly every metro station I visit, is starting to draw me in! So far I’ve resisted the urge to stop by the drugstore on my walk home for a pint, but it’s only a matter of time until I cave. The ads are taunting me!!!

  5. June 6, 2013
    Tish France

    I think the Devil is disguising himself as Ben and Jerry’s . 😉

  6. June 6, 2013
    Melody

    Quit smoking one week ago. Power of suggestion may drive me to Chubby Hubby this weekend. Haven’t had in years! Then, when I gain weight, which I will, Class Action Suit !

  7. June 10, 2013
    Aunt Manny

    I used to get this kind for Jim. Bah ha ha ha.

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