Dear Ben & Jerry’s,
What. Are. You. Doing. To. Me?
It’s called Chubby Hubby, right? So unless you’re guilty of false advertisement, I’m assuming that the sugar and the calories are only effective on men? This “chubby” part doesn’t work on women?
I sure hope so.
Would you mind making a guilt-free ice cream? Perhaps A Little Better Half? Or Fit as a Fiddle? Or Skinny Jean Swirl?