Dear Right Pinky Nail,
I miss you terribly. Why on earth did you leave me when I created such a good life for you? I favored you above all other nails, and still that wasn’t good enough.
While all of your brothers and sisters stayed a more modest length, you stood head and shoulders above them all.
How am I supposed to part everyone’s hair now? (My stubby, dull pinky just isn’t working.) With what am I to pick Benny Boo’s boogies? (Nothing else fits!)
Please come back soon.