Dear Right Pinky Nail

Dear Right Pinky Nail,

I miss you terribly.  Why on earth did you leave me when I created such a good life for you?  I favored you above all other nails, and still that wasn’t good enough.

While all of your brothers and sisters stayed a more modest length, you stood head and shoulders above them all.

How am I supposed to part everyone’s hair now?  (My stubby, dull pinky just isn’t working.)  With what am I to pick Benny Boo’s boogies?  (Nothing else fits!)


Please come back soon.

Holy XOXO’s,




  1. April 26, 2013

    Identify totally and so empathize. In last week, right thumb and right pinky gone, gone, gone
    Sad and debilitating. Know we’ll survive, but life harder. Take nothing for granted

  2. April 30, 2013

    Don’t want to say this too loud. Now that you’re a mommy it’s boogers. For most people though, it’s cocaine. Yup. No joke.

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