Dear Spam.

Oh, the magnificent attempt to spam ol’ Square Piece!  While I’m not having it, I am enjoying the opportunity to poke some fun at it.  Just emptied 4,320 spam comments from my folder.  No exaggeration.

Today’s spam comes from barbour moto in reply to Video Mush:

As much as I dont like his appearance … I must say you dude? Butt is one big muscle btw …. just informing you that your butt is a muscle too:P

Dear barbour moto,

Where do I begin with you?  My butt is a muscle?  Okay, but don’t tell my pudge.  It’ll be jealous of all the credit you’re misplacing.

Going out on a limb here, but I’m gonna assume that you didn’t actually watch the video.  Had you, you’d have marveled at the developing muscles of my darling baby boy as he pushed and pulled the kitchen chair back and forth, delighting in each screech and scrape.

But, no, it seems that we caught the bunny trails of a conversation that you must have been having out on the corner.

By the way, while I’m not fooled by your smiley face, I do appreciate the way that its presence is impossible to botch both grammatically and in terms of punctuation.  Stick with the smiley faces, go back to school, then get a job.   :P

Holy XOXO’s,



  1. November 12, 2013


  2. November 12, 2013

    im confused by this spam stuff. are these actual people being turds or computer automations? and whos appearance does he not like? ill punch him… 🙂

  3. November 14, 2013
    Aunt Manny

    LOL! BUTT MUSCLES! oh my. 4,320!!! That’s slightly ridiculous. wow.

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