Dear Spam/Comment of the Week.

Happy weekend, everybody!

Would you like to see the comments that did and didn’t make my week?

Comment of the week:

This week we’re looking at Scarlett’s reply to A New Year Update.  If you’ll recall, I was off about which day the salon opened and misled everyone regarding when my returning schedule could be booked, forgetting that they were closed on Tuesday for the New Year:

Poor Bennett! We hope he feels better and returns to his normal happy little self. And phew! I was so concerned! I tend to work things up in my mind and I had convinced myself you had selected the clients you still wanted to see and told the receptionist not to answer any other phone calls. I also had three dreams, no – nightmares, that I missed my alarm set for 8:57AM and called at 9:26 AM but you were booked for years. Yes, the same dream. Over. And over.

Dear Scarlett,

This warranted a true LOL.  I’ve never been so flattered to be part of someone’s nightmare.  No, you have not been blacklisted.  Poor Ange has had one heck of a week managing the influx of phone calls.  I owe her a bottle of wine.

Holy XOXO’s,

Suzy**

Spam of the Week:

From Adria Riggin in response to Dear Spam/Comment of the Week, Part 2:

Congrats to Chelsea!

Dear Adria,

I actually had to look back to see if there was actually any mention of a Chelsea in that post.  Nope.  Not a one.  I’m concerned for you, Adria.  You’ve lost the ability to separate fantasy from reality.  Be sure to remove any and all dangerous objects from your house, including, but not limited to, chemicals, sharp objects, etc.  Don’t trust the voices in your head.

Holy XOXO’s,

Suzy**