Hidden crap.

Ever had a bad morning?


Well, so has Brian.  He tends to loathe the AM on a regular basis, but yesterday’s morning had to land in his Top 10 Worst Mornings.

Bennett was down for a morning nap and Brian had already left the house to mow some lawns.  Seizing the fleeting opportunity to clean up, I dashed into the shower.  A few minutes later I heard *stomp* *stomp* *stomp*.  Knowing that I had locked every door, I hoped and prayed that what I heard were the footsteps of my husband and not some intruder (though it didn’t make sense to me why he’d be back after only an hour).

The bathroom door opened.

Brian began, “You’ll never believe what just happened to me!”

I noticed that he was a mess and seemed to have stripped himself down to his undergarments.

This can’t be good.

He proceeded to tell me that while he was using his weed-whacker on a job, someone had left a black bag of warm, fresh dog poo hidden amongst the grass.  It exploded all over him, covering him from top to bottom.  Thoroughly grossed out, he hustled home for Shower #2, altogether throwing his shirt away.

But even my husband, covered in crap, can find something for which to be thankful.  He stated, “At least my mouth wasn’t open.”

Indeed, Brian.  Indeed. 


  1. July 7, 2013

    Poor Brian. Hope it was not one of his favorite shirts. Hope his day got better.

  2. July 7, 2013

    Yuck! Ugh…..

  3. July 7, 2013

    LOL and then some! I’m so glad his mouth wasn’t open too. Just one more illustration of how things can always be worse

  4. July 7, 2013

    This morning was one of my top 10 worst mornings EVER too!!! Un_______ing believable! Will share with you when I see you. Brian has my sympathy.

  5. July 8, 2013

    poor Brian!! i think, considering the circumstances, he handled it well

    and i hope there’s some kind of Divine retribution for whoever is so inconsiderate and lazy that they can’t properly dispose of their dog’s waste. i thought that the point of those little poo bags was for the dog’s owner to take it to the nearest garbage can, not leave it hidden in the bushes for some unsuspecting weed-whacker!

  6. July 8, 2013
    Aunt Manny


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