Bennett’s brand of humor these days. Holy moly.
The sophisticated, leftover pizza dining experience this evening consisted of knock knock jokes. Bennett broke me in with this one:
Bennett: “Knock knock.”
Me: “Who’s there?”
Bennett: “Butt sniffer.”
Me: “Butt sniffer who?”
Bennett: “Butt sniffer poop.”
Poop. This is literally every punchline in our home right now. Five year old humor going strong. I promise it went quickly downhill following this introductory joke. It’s sometimes impossible to keep a straight face.
But check out this picture he drew me!
“Look, Mommy, it’s you and me holding hands.”
I mean… c’mon, guys. All the pregnancy body-wrecking was totally worth it for this masterpiece. This sucker needs framed. I don’t think I’d be going overboard to set up some sort of special lighting either.