Me vs. My Toothbrush

Will I ever reach total maturity?

Simple question:

At what point in my life will I finally reach the place where I stop accidentally slapping myself in the cheek when I’m brushing my teeth?


This happens at least twice a week.

Maybe I’m brushing too vigorously, too quickly.

Teeth-brushing is always the last thing I do in the morning; reason being I like to drink coffee to the very last second.

Unfortunately my mouth keeps rejecting my toothbrush.  Regularly I end up smudging my foundation with a smack that happens so fast even my catlike reflexes can’t handle it.  Then I have to humble myself and rub the toothpaste off my cheek.

I’m not saying that this is the greatest dilemma and the most complex mystery in my life.  I just find it humorous that I still have not cleared this hurdle.


  1. January 12, 2012

    LOL, I like you just the way you are, too. 🙂

  2. January 13, 2012

    I like you the way you are toooooo. Wonder what it is that you mumble to yourself when this happens……. And I do that once in awhile too!

  3. January 16, 2012

    A ha ha ha! Suzy…. just slow down…. pfft.

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