Will I ever reach total maturity?
At what point in my life will I finally reach the place where I stop accidentally slapping myself in the cheek when I’m brushing my teeth?
This happens at least twice a week.
Maybe I’m brushing too vigorously, too quickly.
Teeth-brushing is always the last thing I do in the morning; reason being I like to drink coffee to the very last second.
Unfortunately my mouth keeps rejecting my toothbrush. Regularly I end up smudging my foundation with a smack that happens so fast even my catlike reflexes can’t handle it. Then I have to humble myself and rub the toothpaste off my cheek.
I’m not saying that this is the greatest dilemma and the most complex mystery in my life. I just find it humorous that I still have not cleared this hurdle.