Today’s agenda? A little Jeff Foxworthy, a little Spam and a little Dear Bennett.
You Might Be Pregnant If…
…someone has looked you in the eye and asked you, “So, how do you like having a more voluptuous body?”
…your husband begins to start claiming which pillows are his before you go to bed.
…you try to maintain a straight face during conversation all the while wondering, Can they see my belly moving right now?
…no one has asked you anything pertaining to politics, sports or current events for the last eight months.
…you know who Sophie the Giraffe is.
…you can’t find your keys, your driver’s license, your cash; but you can find your Babies-R-Us gift cards.
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Dear kool cigarettes,
If you felt an unusual massage yesterday morning, that would have been me partaking in uncontrollable laughter. When I laugh, my belly – quite like St. Nick’s – jiggles like a bowl full of jelly. You see, your mommy pulled a prank (at a level so devious, it might actually result in an early birthday for you). You would have loved it, though. At least, I hope that you understand humor and develop your own sense of it in time.
Just please spare me any pranks that would lead me to believe that you’ve been hurt or harmed in any way. Mommy can’t handle that. There will be consequences.
Can’t wait to figure you out!
With a growing love,