Out of Context.

Out of respect for my husband, this weekend I’ve agreed not to share a few specific stories that might result in unfavorable judgement.


There are a couple of lines that I want to be sure to remember a long time from now.

So forgive me for taking snippets of our conversation out of context; but feel free to comment below sharing the silliest scenarios that you can imagine were possibly taking place.

Snippet #1) Yeah, well, Billy Ray Cyrus liked his mullet, too.

Snippet #2) I’m sorry.  Did you want me to feel sorry for you?  You do realize that I’m wearing Crocs AND pantyhose at the same time, right?  And that the pantyhose come up to here?

Snippet #3) It took me thirty minutes at least to blow my hair dry!  Probably more!  And I had to blow my hair dry naked ’cause it makes me so hot!  And I was still sweating!  I was sitting on a stool and, by the end of it, my butt was sweating, too, and I almost slid off the stool!

Real discreet, right?

Hmm, this is fun.  I might have to take our conversations out of context more often.



  1. July 16, 2012

    Those are so funny, and just what I needed!

  2. July 16, 2012

    LOL, yeah, snippets are fun. 🙂

  3. July 16, 2012

    Well generally I’m in lounge pants and a tank blow drying my hair. I dry my hair in the upstairs bathroom and generally Justin is reading or something. After about a year of me every few min stepping out into the hallway he ask me. ” why can’t you close the bathroom door and why do you come into the hallway?” this turned into it gets hot in there and I have claustrophobia. He now
    Understands…. It’s blow-dry my hair in the house or ask him to have all the windows down in the car so the wind can dry my hair.

  4. July 16, 2012
    margaret treadwell

    I remember getting so hot blow drying my hair…and mine only takes 3 minutes to dry!

  5. July 16, 2012

    Did all those snippets come from the same discussion?

  6. July 17, 2012

    Funny. Definitely share snippets more often.

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