Out of respect for my husband, this weekend I’ve agreed not to share a few specific stories that might result in unfavorable judgement.
There are a couple of lines that I want to be sure to remember a long time from now.
So forgive me for taking snippets of our conversation out of context; but feel free to comment below sharing the silliest scenarios that you can imagine were possibly taking place.
Snippet #1) Yeah, well, Billy Ray Cyrus liked his mullet, too.
Snippet #2) I’m sorry. Did you want me to feel sorry for you? You do realize that I’m wearing Crocs AND pantyhose at the same time, right? And that the pantyhose come up to here?
Snippet #3) It took me thirty minutes at least to blow my hair dry! Probably more! And I had to blow my hair dry naked ’cause it makes me so hot! And I was still sweating! I was sitting on a stool and, by the end of it, my butt was sweating, too, and I almost slid off the stool!
Real discreet, right?
Hmm, this is fun. I might have to take our conversations out of context more often.