Spam, part 3.

Spam comments never cease to amuse me.  Once again, I’ve filtered through the junk and have found some funny diamonds in the rough.


Comment from horny on Fancy Hair TutorialGreat blog, did you use wordpress or blogengine? I made few blogs myself 🙂  It takes time but it is worth it!

Dear horny,

I have disregarded you based on your name.  Please don’t ever make any hair appointments with me.

Holy XOXO’s,


Comment from Free Games Download on Fancy Hair Tutorial: I always spent my half an hour to read this website

Dear Free Games Download,

I don’t believe you.  My posts never take a half hour to read.  This is the beauty of writing daily: I can be brief, yet constant.  If my posts took a half hour just to read every day, imagine how much time that’d take me to write every day.  Right?  I have a full-time job, Free Games Download, and therefore do not have the time to write a short novel every day.  Neither will I have the time to waste on your ‘free games.’  

Please put periods at the end of your sentences.  

Holy XOXO’s,


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Dear salary for nursing assistant,

You’re searching for delirious information?  Well, you’re right.  Where else could you find such quality info on the topic?  There’s more where that came from:



Orange tabby.


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You’re welcome, but please capitalize your name.

Holy XOXO’s,


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Dear cheap car insurance,

I know.

Holy XOXO’s,


Comment from Wedding DJ adelaide on Square Fairy: You have written an incredible resource.

Dear Wedding DJ adelaide,

Incredible?  *shrug*  Sure.  But exactly how might this resource be benefitting your present circumstances?  Are you attempting to lower your voice?  To smile-talk?  To pursue successful means of flattery?  To turn into a fairy?

Just wonderin’.

Holy XOXO’s,


1 Comment

  1. March 16, 2012

    Hahahahahahahahahaha … priceless.

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