Spam, Part 4.

Spam.  Who has the time to generate this kind of nonsense?  I have not a clue.  Nonetheless, it is my joy and my duty to mock the spam comments that get filtered into my junk box.

Enjoy!

Comment from playstation play on Spam, Part 3: Many thanks for an incredible post, can see your others topics. i appreciate your notions on this, I experienced a bit thump by this post. Merit again! You make a great moment. Has excellent data here. I feel if more people consideration for it like that, they’d have got a better time have the suspend ofing the matter.

Dear playstation play,

I don’t play video games (unless you count Tetris).  I suggest perhaps you put down the controller and pick up some text books.

Holy XOXO’s,

Suzy**

Another comment from fruit mocking party on Spam, Part 3: Hi! I just wanted to ask if you ever have any problems with hackers? My last blog (wordpress) was hacked and I ended up losing a few months of hard work due to no backup. Do you have any solutions to prevent hackers?

Dear fruit mocking party,

Why, yes, I do have a solution for hackers.  First, I have a very complicated password.  Then, if a hacker attempts to infiltrate my blog with a comment, my site filters him into the junk file.  And finally, if a name doesn’t possess any capital letters, the associated email address seems to have nothing to do with the name (…ahem, like your Rease36189@g….) and the comment seems irrelevant and fishy, then I delete the comment.

Holy XOXO’s,

Suzy**

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Dear Growth hormone,

So… wait… is this your April Fool’s joke on me?  I’m not really sure where you’re going with this, but my body seems to have developed just fine.  Additionally, I’m taking SO many supplements for my pregnancy that I just really can’t fit in one more.  Thanks, but no thanks.

Holy XOXO’s,
Suzy**

Comment from Danial Josiah on – yet again – Spam, Part 3: That is the precise blog for anyone who desires to search out out about this topic. You notice a lot its virtually exhausting to argue with you (not that I actually would need…HaHa). You undoubtedly put a new spin on a subject thats been written about for years. Great stuff, simply nice!

Dear Danial Josiah,

You’re right.  It would be exhausting to argue with me.  Let’s just all agree that I’m right and we can comfortably carry on.  And yes, I suppose it is a new spin for someone to reply to a junk comment; but it seems that my approach does the best to make lemonade out of lemons.

Holy XOXO’s,
Suzy**

Comment from Dean Sicillia on Having Known for Two Weeks (Cravings and Aversions): Hello Web Admin, I noticed that your On-Page SEO is is missing a few factors, for one you do not use all three H tags in your post, also I notice that you are not using bold or italics properly in your SEO optimization. On-Page SEO means more now than ever since the new Google update: Panda. No longer are backlinks and simply pinging or sending out a RSS feed the key to getting Google PageRank or Alexa Rankings, You now NEED On-Page SEO. So what is good On-Page SEO?First your keyword must appear in the title.Then it must appear in the URL.You have to optimize your keyword and make sure that it has a nice keyword density of 3-5% in your article with relevant LSI (Latent Semantic Indexing). Then you should spread all H1,H2,H3 tags in your article.Your Keyword should appear in your first paragraph and in the last sentence of the page. You should have relevant usage of Bold and italics of your keyword.There should be one internal link to a page on your blog and you should have one image with an alt tag that has your keyword….wait there’s even more Now what if i told you there was a simple WordPress plugin that does all the On-Page SEO, and automatically for you? That’s right AUTOMATICALLY, just watch this 4minute video for more information at.WordPress Seo Plugin

Dear Dean Sicillia,

I don’t know what an H tag is.  I don’t know anything about SEO optimization.  I don’t care about Latent Semantic Indexing.

Dean, I don’t set out writing with the objective to craft a post that’s impossible for search engines to ignore.  No, I set out with a mission to share my life in a honest, wholesome and transparent manner (hopefully with a few chuckles along the way).  And frankly, my little life is pretty easy to ignore whether you’re a person or a search engine.  I’m okay with that.  Because on the off day that I happen to write a diamond in the rough, I trust that my readers will share it with their friends and family who might share it with their friends and family, and so on.

So why don’t we make a deal?  If you actually spend four minutes reading one of my posts in its entirety and leave a comment that pertains to the actual content of my post using proper grammar, spelling, punctuation and two spaces between each complete sentence, then I’ll watch your four minute video.

Holy XOXO’s,
Suzy**