Spam, Part 5.

My junk box has gotten backup up with some hilarious nuggets.  Please enjoy this month’s latest spam mail attempts:

Comment from click this link to go to their website on Save the Date… Er… Dates: Hi it’s me, I am also visiting this site on a regular basis, this web page is actually nice and the people are truly sharing pleasant thoughts.

Dear click this link to go to their website,

Thank you.  I, too, love the pleasant thoughts exchanged here.  Please don’t come to any of my baby showers.  I don’t plan on clicking your link.

Holy XOXO’s,

Suzy**

Comment from Clark Majeed on Tattoos vs. Baby Kicks: Please i want to express my greatest appreciation for this excellent article you have published.  You are truly a fantastic expert in this area. The important tips represent a lot to me plus my family. Please know that your kindness to share these pointers with people like us during this difficult time really meant a lot to our family.

Dear Clark Majeed,

I’m always happy to share pointers, very specific ones in fact.  What a pleasure to know that you must really be able to imagine how a kicking baby feels now that you’ve absorbed my expert advice.  I’m so happy that you and your family have found relief in my excellent explanations of bubbles blubbing to the surface.

Holy XOXO’s,

Suzy**

Comment from Cabbar on God Is A Square Piece: there seems to be lots of things you don’t get like girls, logic, reecpst. the kid is visually spitting in the cops faces. he is trying to provoke a reaction. he has no reecpst for what they stand for. you are most likely that guy that puts a hand in the face of someone and say what’s the problem? i’m not touching you. that just gets you slapped. this kids action should get him slapped. not talking about ending his life. just a lesson of reecpst. something you don’t seem to understand.

Dear Cabbar,

You’re right.  There are a lot of things that I don’t get.  But if you don’t get that I’m not a guy, but a girl, then I can’t take the rest of your points seriously.  You obviously interpret the facts as you prefer to believe them in spite of the evidence right in front of your face.

Holy XOXO’s,

Suzy**

Comment from Harshia on Having Known For 11 Weeks/At week 16: Rodney Smith – I am almost cetairn you reference the same Thendara I remember so fondly as a young boy. I believe my Father’s great aunt Agnes Cowap owned Thendara at the time (late 50 s early ’60 s) and we spent several summer weeks there. My two brother’s and I would spend endless hours down at the lake fishing or swimming off the stone dock and boating. I remember Dad painting the porch.DO you have any more photos of Thendara?Rod

Dear Harshia,

Why do you sign your name Rod?

You sound like you have fond childhood memories.

No, I do not have photos of this place that you mention.  If you want more photos of Thendara, I recommend you go there with your camera and start shooting.

Holy XOXO’s,

Suzy**

Comment from Nisha on Having Known for a Week: – Omg! What a sweet little guy! The linghitg on this newborn portrait is absolutely beautiful. His skin looks so creamy and the tones of this portrait are just stunning!

Dear Nisha,

Call 911.  You’re hallucinating.  Don’t drive yourself; it’s too dangerous.  Stay put and remain calm.

Holy XOXO’s,

Suzy**