If you tell me anything in a deep, sexy voice, I’m likely to receive it very well.
This evening one of my clients was gushing over her perception of my beauty.
She’s convinced that when men sit in my chair, they’re mesmerized by the radiance of my “smile-talk” and my general, gorgeous awesomeness.
I assured her that if they acted on such fancies, they’d get weeded out with “scheduling conflicts.”
In her deep, sexy voice she defended, “They can’t help it! You’re like a fairy.”
Well, then that settles it. I’m a square fairy.
Brian asked what I was blogging about tonight. When I told him that a client compared me to a fairy, he had this to say:
“You are, kinda. You’re pretty like a fairy… and you’re magical. I think you’re more like … I don’t know… I love you.”
Well, then that really settles it. I’m a loved square fairy.