Did you know that Square Piece isn’t just a daily blog?
Less than 24 hours ago, I found out that Square Piece also saves lives.
This discovery was made during my client, Lexi’s, hair appointment. Our conversation went a little something like this:
Me: I appreciated your comment on my blog the other day about the license plate. It made me laugh.
Lexi: Oh sure. I was going to kill someone that day.
Me: The day you left a comment?
Lexi: Yeah. You should have seen my tweets that day.
(Let’s just say that Lexi might have been predicting her own surprise debut on the evening news. She plays football. She could do some damage.)
Lexi: So I pulled up your blog and – I’m not gonna lie – I went straight for The Husband Funnies ’cause I know Brian will always come through.
Apparently Lexi had been having one of her own miserable days on the day that she left a rather amusing comment over at my post, Most Emotional Pregnancy Day to Date. So, you see, before indulging herself in an I’ve-Had-Enough spree of rage, she decided to read Square Piece instead.
Obviously this means that Square Piece saves lives. We never saw Lexi on the evening news last week. Perhaps Brian diffused the situation with his indulgences over my cool whip dollop, perhaps it was when he asked me if it hurts when my thighs rub together. Whatever it was, it looks like doctors might need to start prescribing a regimen of Square Piece instead of expensive pharmaceuticals. As far as I know, there are no negative side effects.