Super powers.

Mommy Square Piece has discovered the ability to clear a room with the super power of awkwardness.

The other day at work, I barged into the office to take my breast pump break.  My coworker, Antonia, was taking her own quiet break at that time.

Trying to be polite, I said, “I’m not saying that you have to leave, but I am gonna pump.”

You’ve never seen Antonia hustle faster than she hurried to get out of there and away from me!

Oh, the power!  It’s going straight to my head!  I could have so much fun with this!



  1. March 12, 2013

    Haha! With Ross, I didn’t want to upset anyone at work, so I ended up standing in the staff bathroom to pump. With Darcy, however, my desire to please has diminished. I pump in the doctors office and use a nursing shaw sometimes so its fine if they come in, but most of them are still horrified if they do. Eh, their stress, not mine. 🙂 Do your thang girl!

  2. March 12, 2013

    I thought you were gonna say you ripped open a stinky diaper and cleared the room.. that was always my super power… nothing gets rid of people faster than smelly pants!
    Bennett’s not yours!

  3. March 13, 2013
    Erin mcdonald

    WhenI pump around our girl who stays at our house I use my nursing cover. Just in case you need to some time.

  4. March 13, 2013

    Hahaha! This makes me think of Starbuck’s. Sometimes being inconspicuous is nice and sometimes putting it all out there is even better ;o)

  5. March 18, 2013

    Awkward, party of one, you’re table is ready. bah ha ha

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