Mommy Square Piece has discovered the ability to clear a room with the super power of awkwardness.
The other day at work, I barged into the office to take my breast pump break. My coworker, Antonia, was taking her own quiet break at that time.
Trying to be polite, I said, “I’m not saying that you have to leave, but I am gonna pump.”
You’ve never seen Antonia hustle faster than she hurried to get out of there and away from me!
Oh, the power! It’s going straight to my head! I could have so much fun with this!