You might be a redneck if… (the preggo version).

Nearly everybody has heard of Jeff Foxworthy and his “you might be a redneck if…” jokes.

Well, with all the oddities I’ve experienced in the last eight months, I’ve got my own little variety of this joke.  I have a feeling that this might be a reoccurring theme for the next month.

You might be pregnant if…

…you operate under the assumption that one bag of popcorn is one serving size of popcorn.

…you’ve asked your husband to help you get your pants off in the least sexy, most pathetic way ever.

…you’ve overheard your husband’s side of the phone conversation and it sounds like this: “Hey!  Who’s this?  … Oh, Uncle Butch! … Yeah, she just got home from work and she’s sitting on the couch. …  No, she’s not fat. …”

…your car’s cup holder has recently been used to hold a cup of pudding.

…another woman has publicly asked you about your weight gain.

…you need at nap at 9:30 in the morning.

…listening to rap music has made you weepy.

To be continued… sometime…


  1. September 25, 2012

    weepy? well now, that’s new ♥

  2. or in my case I think I must be a both pregnant and a redneck bc my husband insists on comparing my pregnancies and births to those of his cows ;/

    Your posts are always fun to read and make me smile 🙂

    • September 25, 2012

      LOL!!! @ comparing with the cows!!!

  3. September 26, 2012

    The pants thing rings a bell and so does the pudding cup holder and the nap at 9:30. Hang in there your doing great. Also be encouraged, I got asked about my weight gain all the time. I figured out at the end it was because the people asking were or are pregnant them selves and they were just curious as to if their weight gain was normal or not.

  4. September 26, 2012
    Nicole K.

    Or if your bedtime is now 9pm…and some days it would be earlier but you feel so pathetic going to bed that early!!

  5. September 26, 2012
    Joan Dedman

    Love it!

  6. September 26, 2012

    I wonder if all pregant women retain their sense of humor. Know your smiles will benefit Bennett!

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